Another bowler's prayer

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Bowling‘s my pleasure; I shall not want.

It maketh me to walk down green pastures, and leadeth me to compete in competitions.

It restoreth my gamesmanship and leads me in the path of David Bryant for the game’s sake.

Yea, though I bowl in the wind and rain, I will fear no evil. For my Skip is with me.

My measure and chalk, they comfort me.

Thou preparest a green for me in the presence of mine opponents.

I anointest my bowls with Grippo and my bowls runneth true

Surely good nicks and lucky shots shall follow me all the days of my life

And I shall dwell on my bowling green forever.

Anon